BENEFITS:
- accomplishment ~ yes! I did it!
- stamina ~ I went this long. Can I go longer or faster?
- prevents disease ~ proven!
- relieves stress ~ better choice when you want to scream at someone!
- weight loss ~ nice tush!
- live longer ~ and not just sitting there drooling on yourself!
- do it anywhere ~ no expensive gym membership required!
- permission to eat more carbs ~ who doesn't love that pasta dinner?
- stinky and in need of additional showers
- annoying habit of discussing running with people ad nauseam
- less time for other things because you'd rather run
- occasional bumps and bruises, aches and pains
I can live with the side effect! Great drug! Get some!
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